A lady living on the third floor of a 20-story apartment building enjoyed sitting on her balcony for sun and fresh air. BUT, she often had bird poop on her patio table, and it had to be cleaned off before serving refreshments. So she bought a live-trap, baited it with bird seed, and ultimately caught a pigeon. She didn't know what to do with it, so she asked a friend how to solve the problem. The friend said 'The only way to end the problem is to kill the bird.' Well, the lady didn't know what to do; she had no gun to shoot it, couldn't bring herself to wring its neck or cut the head off with a kitchen knife.....then she came up with a brilliant plan.
She took the bird upstairs, and threw it off the roof.
